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 No.1195567

ponies are a conspiracy by HASBRO:

H.A.S.B.R.O.:
Hikikomori
And
Shut-in -
Brony
Re-education
Organization

their purpose is to take hikikomoris and shut-ins and transform them into bronies, addicting them and enslaving them to their computers by encouraging them to post ponies, continuing the work pioneered by N.H.K.

it all makes perfect sense

 No.1195598

>>1195570

...sounds about right. one of the reasons the H.A.S.B.R.O. would want to turn us hikikomoris and shut-ins into re-educated bronies would b 2 take advantage of us -- either literally or metaphorically. but we r now aware of their game. we don't have 2 play it

 No.1195639

File: 1751847057969.png (146.23 KB, 500x585, 100:117, HASBRO_flowchart.png) ImgOps Google

Captain's Log: Day 2. I am still keeping an eye out for the conspiracy. I am undercover on the computer. I came across further evidence of the conspiracy (even though it is already so obvious). A brony posted a flowchart in which they nearly see the truth. I have attached the flowchart below. After doing further research, I discovered (https://www.reddit.com/r/MyLittleMemes/comments/1hl0k39/spotted_in_the_rhorses_sub_absolutly_relevant/) it is a variant that came from the horse subreddit. What relationship the horse subreddit or original creator of the meme has with H.A.S.B.R.O. is unknown.

As we can see in the figure, this brony suggests even selling one's soul (whether they think it exists or not) in order to buy a H.A.S.B.R.O. product. While it is uncertain if this person was previously a hikikomori or shut-in, the chart provides a good example of one of the main aims of H.A.S.B.R.O. when it comes to re-educating hikikomoris and shut-ins.


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